Wedding Cake in the Garbage

You’ve done it. You chose the perfect wedding cake. It has been skillfully prepared and is on display near the head table. Everyone exclaims how perfect and beautiful it is. Some time goes by, you eat dinner. You have a good laugh and cry during the speeches, then wow everyone with your choreographed first dance. The DJ blasts September and the latest jams from Tay-Tay, and the party goes late. As the guests gradually say their farewells you realize something….THE CAKE!!! Nobody cut it, or ate it!